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these things are a minted memory

Bum up, attempting to dead lift a crate of potatoes, that’s how I first saw Yuri Hulak. It was 8 in the morning, a reasonable time to scout out the best produce, and the trendy Eveleigh Farmer’s market, in Sydney, Australia, was alive. In the disused railway yard under a large tin roof, fifty or so stalls were set up to sell; all except one. The man wearing grubby overalls worked alone, and though he smiled broadly with his mouth, the smile didn’t reach his eyes. The manager of the market scowled at the unloaded truck that should have been “outta there” half an hour before.

I wandered passed stalls selling glass bottled milk, micro-herbs in paper bags, and coolers packed with steaks of red kangaroo meat, but my attention kept on being dragged back to this man in the overalls. And so, I marched over, stood on an empty crate (which he used quite often, I later found out, as a makeshift soapbox), and shouted over the potatoes, “do you need help?” He stomped over. With a toothy grin that extended into his eyes, he replied, “my slaves are in chains today”.  This was the first of a year’s worth of Saturdays in which I worked alongside Yuri. Together we unloaded the truck, unpacked the crates into rustic baskets and, while he stood in front of the stall, entertaining the passers-by, I kept the produce piled high and haggled over prices with bargain hunters.

Dancing a jig on a crate with his accordion, wearing a wide, floppy hat, he would advertise his heirloom fruit and veg with cries of “sweet King William Pears” or “pesticide free lettuce”. When he wasn’t on his crate, he was handing out chunks of apples and raw corn, wildly breaking the corn in half, kernels flying everywhere. I took it upon myself to monitor his giveaways, for in his enthusiasm to please his audience and promote his tasty produce he would forget that his and his family’s livelihood relied upon the fair sale of his produce. When people complained about “extortionist prices” of garlic, he would retort that this wasn’t the nasty, tasteless stuff imported from China, instead it was home grown in local soil. He would encourage the daring to nibble on a fresh clove. I tried it once.  It was a surprising mixture of hot, pungent, sweet, and earthy, and my fingers were stained with the smell for the rest of the day.

For ten Australian dollars customers could handpick a big-paper-bag-full of produce, and the competition to nab the best always involved elbows and strategically placed prams. Sometimes there were complaints about the bruises, bumps or irregular shapes of the fruit and vegetables, and we firmly reminded the customers that the produce was biodynamic. Dug up from the earth with Yuri’s own hands, the produce wasn’t dewy with pesticide, but intensely real. Amongst the produce were bouquets of aromatic, green peppermint that enticed the noses of customers, who brought their owners closer to the stall.

Of course, mint isn’t available all year round. Yuri is a devout follower of the seasons and in winter it is not available. Overall, seasonality is a good thing, because it reminds consumers that food doesn’t grow on supermarket shelves. Every Saturday, the wealth of produce would differ. If customers asked why there weren’t lettuces he would truthfully tell the tale of an unforgiving frost, and would direct them to another farmer’s stall. Yuri’s hard efforts on his rural NSW farm have paid off, and now he supplies his lettuces and herbs, including peppermint, to Billy Kwong, a restaurant owned by one of Australia’s most sustainable chef-restauranteurs, Kylie Kwong.

Three years later, peppermint still has the power to transport me back to hot, sweaty, Australia. I have started growing it on my balcony in Italy, and in the slow evenings I make tea. I hand-tear leaves into a mug, and add boiling water. When the water hits the peppermint pieces, they uncrinkle and release a sweet, almost spicy, aroma.  A lot of people add honey to this drink, but I find that it dulls the natural pepperiness of the herb. Instead, I like the accompaniment of lemon juice. I carefully sip the warm liquid, enjoying the simultaneous sensation of mint filling the nostrils and my tongue twitching as the tastebuds identify the sourness of the lemon. As it passes to the back of the tongue, the mint’s sweetness permeates through the sour, and then I let it trickle warmly down my throat, satisfied that what I am drinking is good for me. Sometimes, a mint leaf accompanies the liquid and gets struck to the roof of my mouth. It sits there like a furry creature, until I pry it off with my tongue and chew on it, filling my mouth with a spicy, bitterness. On balmy post-market afternoons, I would drink this mint tea, and though my forehead dampened from the warmth, I would be revived and ready to pack up.

(Source: mintedmemory)

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these things are schoolwork

In our professional writing course we had to either write a limerick, an aphorism, or a 6-word-story made famous by Ernest Hemingway. What follows is something that I wrote as an example of the latter:

                        Embracing Italy! Spaghettified. Hanker for chopsticks.

              

(Source: 6-word-story)

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A friend was braising a whole rabbit for dinner, but the dish didn’t call for offal. In the slow food style, a sustainable snout to tail mentality, we decided to snack on wabbit offal - as you do. With a pan, prongs and butter I took up the challenge with gusto, and even spitting butter burns didn’t char my enthusiasm.
The recipe:
Pad dry the offal and then dust with flour.
In a thick based pan heat a dash of olive oil and then melt a chunk of butter.
Salt and Pepper the yellowy liquid (without burning yourself if possible) and add the offal - we used the Kidneys, Liver and Heart of the wabbit. Turn over as little as possible so that they are golden.
Once crisped, add a generous splash of Balsamic Vinegar to the pan, this will sweeten and further deepen the golden tinge of the offal. Remove the offal when sufficiently coloured. Deglaze the remaining juices.
Eat.
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With this in mind, in Bra there is an unassumingly positioned cheese shop. There are no cries for attention, it doesn’t even need to whisper. It is quietly confident about its holiness (ba boom ch) because every visitor - whether expectant or not - is wholly ensnared in a bog of cheese. I use the term bog because of its density, its squelchiness, and this bog was a real pleasure, just as the image of David Bowie in pale blue Spandex tights in the Labyrinth is a real pleasure but the Bog of Stench, a location in the same movie is a displeasure.
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these things are forms of flight

I’d like to introduce Varda. She’s not really a tom boy like I imagined but I think we get along swell ‘cause we both have a thing for acessorising. Me, I like hair scarves, earrings, necklaces, belts and scarves. She like baskets, bells and flashing lights. We both attempt to be practical, she carries a pump at all times, and I dangle my swiss army knife on my key chain because I like the weighty feel (and like to self-sufficiently flick off a beer lid). This is where we split. She likes pink and thus her name is Varda, meaning pink in Hebrew. I on the other hand love red and green but not together unless its Christmas.

Here she is beached amongst the orangey brown leaves in my favourite place in Bra. I discovered it on my first day and have been taking refuge on the hill ever since. She lay on her side, I lay on my back and we chilled…

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A little update on the pink lass, she’s a little on the hefty side. So she gives me the sweats, which when you think about it, probably isn’t such a bad thing since my day of education was solely made up of digesting sweet fatty italiano meats.

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these things are home (at least for now)

This is one of my gorgeous housemates blogs.

I think she did a splendiferous job of capturing the layout of our apartment. Check it!

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these things are poetry

Silk and Snow


Its snowing outside

and my sarong

from silky south-east

presses against my

winter skin

looking like the yellowed walls

of our raucher-WG.

The kettle snores

like a drunkard and

the steam whilts the silk,

melting it

to my thighs and hips.